Two deaf guys stop off in a pub one night on the way home from their lip reading class.
Communicating by using their new lip reading skills one offers to buy the drinks and gives the money to the other who goes to the bar to get them.
At the bar he asks for two pints of lager which the barman puts on the bar and then says “that’ll be £15 please.”
The deaf guy looks shocke...
A dog walks into a telegraph office
It is a quiet Friday noon in New York and a young telegrapher is minding his business when the bell on the door suddenly chimes and a dog walks in.
The telegrapher looks perplexed as the dog hands him a piece of paper and says in perfect English: “Hello sir. I would like to send that to my f...
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