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Railroad Engineer Jokes

A buddy of mine is a railroad engineer. I asked him how many derailments he had

He lost count. It's hard to keep track.

I would love to work as a railroad engineer

But unfortunately I don't have the proper training.

Why did the young railroad engineer fall on the tracks?

He was undertrained

The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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