Predictive Text Jokes

His funfair is next monkey

But your predictive text will betray you.

Also, how do I turn off predictive text?

The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident.

He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.

This is Peter next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you kn... read more