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Porch Pirate Jokes

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Why are porch pirates gay?

They love mail booty

I gave up on being a porch pirate...

It's just not for me

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I bought a fleshlight online but it was stolen by a Porch Pirate

I'd say he can go fuck himself but that's literally what he's about to do with it.

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