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The Motorcyclists

Two Peace Corps volunteers were riding their motorcycles through a remote rural area. One of them got a ways ahead, but the other guy just followed his tracks and didn't think much of it. Eventually, he reached a stream where he saw motorcycle tracks going in on one side, and continuing out the ot...

My granddad had my sides busting with this one over Christmas!

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfe...

Crab lice on holidays

Two crab lice agree to meet on the beach in Florida for Summer holidays. One already being there, the other arrives all shivering.

"Why are you shivering?" asks the first.

The second answers: "I arrived in a motorcyclist moustache... I alsmost froze to death..."

" That's stupid,...

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