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I was griling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices made my mouth water....

Got me thinking....Do vegetarians have the same effect when mowing a lawn ?

What do you get when you simmer a clown in its own juices?

Laughing Stock

I tried to take up Motorsport, but had to prove my car could run on meat juices

It was for a Stock Car race.

When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.

Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.

Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking?

Sheโ€™s all about that baste.

My father always told me lick the knife to get the last little bit of meat juices.

Brilliant dad, terrible surgeon.

A young man gets a job at the local grocery store.

His job is to bag the customers' groceries at checkout. It's mindless work, but he does not complain and performs his job well.


After working in the store for a couple of months, the store's produce section gets a juicing machine. Customers bring their selections of fruits and vegetables ...

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