An impotent man robs a sperm bank and the judge tells him he has to replace what he's stolen, or else he'll go to jail. Thinking he's doomed, the man turns to his lawyer.
"Don't worry," says the lawyer, "I'm sure I can get you off"
An impotent man goes to see a shaman about a cure.
The shaman works his magic and tells the man that he is healed. All he has to do to get it up is say 1, 2, 3, and to get rid of it he has to say 1, 2, 3, 4. However, he can only do this once a month.
So the man drives home really excited to show his wife. He says "look honey it works! 1, 2...
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