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Hapsburgs Jokes

My teacher asked me if I know the unit for rate of deformities in Hapsburgs.....

I replied:"perhaps "

The Hapsburgs sure had an impressive empire...

But they have faces only a cousin could love.

I was doing some scientific research on the House of Hapsburgs and I have now discovered

The Theory of General Relativity.

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