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I'm sleeping with the priest's wife

A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday, and says "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church after mass for me?". The friend agrees, and after mass, he starts talking to the priest and asking him all kind of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. After about an hour, the ...

The Indian Father

Son wanted to go on a trip. His father reminded him about the things he could've done and been somewhere in life by now. A guilt trip is still a trip.

I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.

Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.

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