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Geneticist Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or kinky?

Ask them what the opposite of “dominant” is.

I once met a geneticist that was a 10/10

I really wanted to get into her genes

What does a geneticist do to ice cream?

Helix it!

What's a funny geneticist's favorite shape?

A pun-nett square

What do geneticists call going down on two women?

The double he-licks

Geneticist have determined diarrhea is genetic.

It runs in your "jeans".

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

It was to be the biggest scientific press conference of the decade.

Geneticist Rick Hallorann spoke to the crowds of reporters, camera flashes illuminating his face.

"The time has finally come for the first human cloning experiment to be performed," he began. "The technology for us to clone humans has been around since the eighties - but only now, after plent...

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.

Nobody likes dictators

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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