Fusion Jokes

His most delicious dish yet was the ciabatta and fugu in a meuniere.

I'll post it in 20 years.

It will be called Thai Cuando.

Too many legs, two little arms.

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ... read more

So it's junk I said

Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon and have recreated nuclear fusion.

I know a con artist who loves nuclear physics.
- He creates confusion.

Called Poke Mon

and call it Pho Schnitzel

I can call it "Seoul Food"

Science still doesn't understand either of them.

It was Tom-Phocurry.

...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.

It's called Chow Mein Kampf.

The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.

It's called Pho-Q

It was offal.

It's going to be call "Wok like an Egyptian".

No sun.

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

But they don’t come back after fusion.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant...

I am calling it Juan-Ton

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ... read more

...which quickly becomes overcrowded. The bartender trying to take jocular orders for one beer than half a beer than a quarter of a beer and so on and so forth is crushed to death as are all the other patrons. And the mathematicians themselves, of course. Still they walk in. Somehow they force thems... read more

Required qualifications:

- Work experience of 50 years or more;
- Incumbent must defeat a dragon;
- Willingness to work on weekends and holidays;
- Helicopter piloting licence;
- Ability to programme in any language imaginable;
- Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi... read more

A man finds a lamp lying on the beach, and when he picks it up, he is startled when a genie comes out of it. The genie intones "For granting me my freedom, sir, I will grant you one wish." The man figures that if he only gets ONE wish, he should probably use it for the greater good, and requests "Oh... read more

There was this dad that was an owner of a morgue that had three daughters. The dad went and picked up this guy from a heart attack. The dad told the three girls that they needed to fix and prep him for tomorrow. Well the first girl got a look at him and said he was a really charming looking guy. She... read more