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Forms Jokes

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”

But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier...

A deadline.

There are two forms of English

The queen's English and spelling mistakes

Dental Forms

At the dentist's office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple of forms to fill out. As I signed the first one, I joked with the receptionist, "Does this say that even if you pull my head completely off, I can't sue you?"

"No, that's the next sheet. This one says you still have to pay us."

Intelligent life forms

Why is it that when man searches for intelligent life forms they direct the sensors away from the earth?

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A small business owner is filling out some forms for the government.

One of the questions asks: please list the employees you have, broken down by sex.

The man replied: None. Although a few do sometimes come in late.

There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.

Kind of.. Kung Fusing

Being Kissed While You're Asleep is Purest Forms Of Love,

Not When You Live Alone.

Research shows that facial tattoos completely eliminate certain forms of anxiety

For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job

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Though he passed away decades ago, I really think my grandpa would have supported LGBTQ+ marriage in all of its forms.

His motto was "Fuck everyone.".

I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms.

But it really separated the room.

I was expecting more coherence.

I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application

Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.

I was thinking about how a persons conciousness forms and what happens to it when you die...

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from consciousness Joe?

What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama?

Relative Humidity

Lice have become resistant to most conventional forms of treatment

Scientists are scratching their heads.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Why are American Tax forms so annoying to complete?

I guess the IRS isn't INTUIT

When the Chinese fill out government forms...

Under "Occupation" do they write "Tibet"?

Roe vs Wade is in the news again.

Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation

Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog...

But it’s actually a common mist-conception!

Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue

For the devil can take many forms

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thank you for your query. Your number is #204588. We have allotted a timeslot for you at 2-3pm on Tuesday the 28th of November, during which time you will be required to fill out and submit forms 32.B and 44.A from our catalogue. Once these forms have been processed by our team we will begin an inve...

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