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The tale of the fly and the lake

Once upon a time, at a small lake in the forest, a little fly was hovering over the calm waters, close to the water's edge.

Unbeknownst to it, a carp spotted the little insect from under the water's surface, and thought to itself:

*"If you fly just a little lower, buddy, I can just jum...

Three mice walking

\- The first one was a field mouse

\- The second was a house mouse

\- The third was an optical mouse

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There is a fly flying about 12 inches over a lake with a fish swimming below thinking "If the fly drops 6 inches I can jump and catch it."

Meanwhile, a bear on the edge of the same lakes sees the fly and thinks "If he drops 6 inches, the fish will jump after it and I can catch it."

Across the same lake is a hunter eating a sandwich watching the bear and the fly thinking "If the fly drops and the fish jumps I can shoot the bear a...

A Vole and the Farmer

A Vole and the Farmer are sitting on a tractor tire after a long day of working. Farmer goes "what in the Sam hell are you so tired over you didn't do a damn thing but just sit around like a field mouse"

Well the vole says "a life of a vole is very hard. We do lots of things such as burrow t...

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What happens when a fly drops 6 inches...

A fish is swimming in a river when it sees a fly above. The fish thinks to itself, "If that fly would only drop six inches I could jump up and have some lunch."

Well on the bank of the river is a bear. The bear sees the fish and the fly and thinks to itself "If that fly would only drop six in...

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There was a fly...(nsfw)

There is a fly on a blade of grass sitting over a stream. In the stream under the blade of grass is a fish.
The fish is looking at the fly thinking he could jump up and have a great snack.
He doesn’t know there is a mountain lion sitting on the bank looking at it.
The mountain lion is looki...

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The Fly at the Lake

There was once a fly buzzing around a lake.

"If I come down three more inches," he said buzzing around sporadically, "I can finally get me a drink of water."

Just beneath the surface was a fish watching the fly buzz around.

"If that fly comes down three more inches," he said wit...

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What's the Moral of the story?

Picture a tranquil pond and in this pond there’s a small fish swimming just under the water and he spots a fly hovering above the water and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches I would be able to jump up and get him. So the fish went about his business keeping an eye on the fly.<...

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