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Defecation Jokes

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I like to make self defecation jokes...

Damn it, that typo really makes it look like I shit the bed.

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No one laughed at my joke about defecation

It was a shit joke.

What do defecation and dubstep have in common?

The drop is the main event

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you!

I can't believe #2

A man comes to see a urologist...

"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.


"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.

"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?


"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I defecate, without any obstructions ...

Why did the cops arrest the cannibal for dumping his girlfriend in public without knowing he was a one?

Public defecation.

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