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I have a Chinese friend named Cheng.

At an official function, we were having snacks.

I asked him, "Cheng, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"

He replied, "Cheng has gone to the washroom. I am his wife!”

Made me laugh when I first heard this one

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found:
"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

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