I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates.
They sent me to the managers office
My rich neighbour just had a private ice rink built!
I said to him "Can I have a go?" and he said "Yeah, but it'll cost you a dollar"
I thought: what a cheap skate.
Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom..
Cheap Skates!
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're no...
A mother takes her son to a shoe store on his 8th birthday.
Pointing to a pair, she asks,
"How much are these?"
"$10!" says the young salesman, "They're on sale."
"I'll give you $7," she replies.
Needing to fill the weekly quota,
he counters, "$9 and I'll even throw in wheels that attach to the soles."
"No deal!" and...
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