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How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly?

By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.

What do you call a scientist who splits atoms to create bubbly beverages?

A nuclear fizzicist.

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Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...

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Celebrating woman

I went out last night and met a nice woman.

She was very bubbly and kept excitedly saying 21 today, 21 today.

We got on very well and one thing led to another and we ended up at my place and had great sex.

After we had finished she looked at me and said excitedly 22 today, 22...

Three friends are sitting around talking about their boyfriends

The first girl says to the other two, “let’s play a game and say a drink that we like that our boyfriends remind us of. I’ll go first. My boyfriend is like sprite; he’s light and bubbly and sooo refreshing after my last couple relationships.”

The second girl says “ok, umm… mine would be a che...

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