Brine Jokes - 8 Hilarious Brine Jokes

I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...

Newsflash! Tanker truck carrying brine has crashed and spilled its contents all over the highway.

Motorists are reported to be in a pickle.

I found this cool charity that lets you donate brined salmon to those in need.

Lox of Love

I accidentally splashed pickle juice in my eyes

Now I'm brined.

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?

Rise and Brine!

Who’s your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

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A Pickle, Cucumber, and Penis are talking...

The Pickle says, "I hate my life, once I get big and juicy, they throw me into brine and lock me away for 6 months.

The Cucumber says, "That's nothing when I get big and juicy, they slice me up, throw me on a salad and eat me."

The Penis says, "Well when I get big and juicy, they thr...

I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.

I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.

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