Boston Marathon Jokes - 10 Hilarious Boston Marathon Jokes

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What do Hitler and the Boston Marathon victims have in common?

Neither of them could finish a race.

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What's difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bomber?

The bomber successfully stopped a race

Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon.

He is believed to be still on the run

Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?

Never mind. I'll never finish it.

What does the winner of the Boston Marathon lose?

His breath.

I watch the Boston Marathon every year with my best friend. This year his girlfriend decided to join us, but she just couldn't understand why we were laughing.

It was a running joke.

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The Man who could only Drink Milk

I know an old man who had lived a life full of adventure, but his health started to catch up with him. He'd run the Boston Marathon, was an avid surfer, and climbed Everest, but he'd started to have abdominal pains around his 85th birthday and went to see a doctor. Sadly, he ultimately was diagnosed...

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What has eight legs, four heads, and six arms?

The finish line at the Boston marathon.

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Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."

Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more...

A guy told me this one in class today....

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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