Athlete's Foot Jokes - 9 Hilarious Athlete's Foot Jokes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What is round and helps against athlete's foot?

A landmine.

I told my husband I didn't want to get his athlete's foot.

He said, "So you're calling me an athlete?"

What do you call a party ghost with athlete's foot?

A Fun-ghoul infection

If an athlete can get athlete's foot, what can an astronaut get?

I have no idea.. my 6th grade teacher asked us this and never told us the answer and it's been haunting me for 30 years. Any guesses?

I got athlete's foot...

I don't even work out, so I was flattered.

In the 90s, it had become pretty hip to include just one or two minorities in a Hollywood movie.

One studio always put just one Black guy in each of their movies as a diversity hire. You know, the clerk at a convenience store, some guy in the background, one of the protagonist's lesser of many friends. Someone who wouldn't get a lot of screen time, would probably die first.

During a 1994...

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Apparently I have Athlete's Foot...

shame the rest of my body is that of a fat fuck.

My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot.

But that's what makes me such a fun guy.

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