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Ancient Greeks Jokes

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Ancient greeks invented sex.

Romans made it more interesting by adding females.

I'm currently studying the Ancient Greeks.

I'm sitting in an elderly home at Athens.

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What is the similarity between Ancient Greeks and Hitler?

They were both fucking assholes.

How did ancient Greeks keep tabs on their infants while they slept at night?

They used a baby minotaur.

Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?

Modern historians call it balderdash.

What’s one thing Ancient Greeks and Mexicans have in common?

When they meet (their) God they say, Hey Zues.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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A greek and an Irish were comparing their heritages.

"We built the pantheon, along with the Temple of Apollo", said the Greek.

"Aye, 'twas the Irish the discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices", replied the Irish.

"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."

"Granted, but was the Irish who built the first tim...

An Italian, an Egyptian and a Greek...

...were fighting over whose ancestors had the most advanced civilization.

The Romans were the most advanced said the Italian. And I'm going to prove it to you. Here's a photograph
from a recent excavation site under the Colloseum. What do you see?

The Egyptian and the Greek after st...

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