So, there was this accordion player who just finished his 4th bar mitzvah of the week. He tossed his accordion in the back of his '92 Geo Metro hatchback and took off for home.
As he drove, he rolled the windows down (with a manual handcrank) because his air conditioning was broken.
He tried to play his favorite cassette tape, Polka Floyd, but the music screetched to a halt as the tape from the cassette got hopelessly tangled in the tape deck.
More than a li...
An accordion player is getting sleepy at the wheel of his '93 Geo Metro hatchback, on his way home from playing at a bar mitzvah. His accordion lays on the passenger seat next to him...
... The accordion player decides to pull over at a small pub with a sign reading "$1 Beer Night." He takes some change out of his car's cup holder -- enough for a couple $1 beers.
Inside, he stacks his change on the bar (mostly nickels and pennies) and pretends not to notice the bartender's e...
What’s the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.
An accordion player goes to a bar... (warning: dumb joke)
After a long night at performing at a local restaurant, an accordion player goes to have a few late night drinks. He drives up to the bar and goes inside. After finishing his first drink, he realizes he left his car unlocked! He rushed outside, opened the trunk of his car.....but it was too late......
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...
everybody leaves.
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