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I’ve recently started eating only escargots and abalones.

I’ve been trying to avoid fast food.

Why don't abalone exchange gifts?

They're pretty shellfish.

Why was the divorced fish so upset?

He was making abalone payments to the tuna 300 clams a week.

Why don't sea creatures get divorced?

Because they can't afford abalone.

Why was the sea snail sad?

Because it was abalonely

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